2024 Election Pits America's Raving Dumbfuck Lunatics Against Its Endangered Marginally Intelligent Wimps

#AmericanFamilyValues Are Poised To Kick Ass When The Enormously Unpopular Fat Quadruple-Indicted Nazi Re-Takes The White House With Balls Even Smaller Than His Hands, No Longer An Apprentice Crook

Hold on before you slam another extended clip in your Freedomizer to set my mind right.

I realize that not every American is either a dumbfuck lunatic or a marginally intelligent “moderate.” Some are complete vegetables, hidden away in Specialized Treatment Centers, where we house them after they’ve lost yet another highly-profitable war that occasionally makes the stock market look like a viable alternative to playing the lottery.

That’s #TheAmericanWay.

Stupid is as stupid believes, Gumpers.

All I am saying is that if the current defenders of our “sacred” First Amendment had their way, we wouldn’t know what day of the week it was without hearing retarded opinions from both sides, only one of which has half a brain, as if Einstein shouldn’t also have a say in how time is measured, and despite the fact that reality is not now and never has been a binary construct.

Moses created that bullshit idea because he was a trannie. You don’t believe me? That’s your choice. It’s wrong, but you are what you is.

During my ludicrous lifetime, I have only witnessed the burgeoning rise of white scum to the top of our bullshit melting pot socially, economically, politically, and religiously. The dumber and whiter you are, the better chance you have of being a voice of the people in our nation of miserable fucks, most of whom expend their GPD effort complaining about how other ineffectual non-white schlubs have it so much better.

Popular opinions are popular because they survive the #GimmeHimmlerTest, which is what Mild Bill Cassidy almost promised to Jimmy Kimmel before voting straight supply-side plantation fascist on healthcare and other inalienable individual rights after his late night appearance to make himself seem almost human.

I don’t hate Americans any more than I hate any other style of human, but I don’t like being around them, although I’ve spent my entire life here, and still don’t count them among my friends. If your family, friends, and neighbors haven’t already turned on you at least a dozen times before high school, you’re obviously a scumbag, if you haven’t killed yourself already.

What this country really needs is a Suicide Inventiveness Hotline.

Consider the preceding a lot of words to the increasingly endangered wise in this globally powerful shit hole as our latest mass extinction grins and laughs: “I told you so!”

My favorite #ExistentialTrickQuestion is this: “Why is America’s Silent Majority always so fucking loud and obnoxious?”