Another Great #ExistentialTrickQuestion

If God Wanted Life To Be Fair, Why Did He Create Our Heavily-Armed Supply-Side Plantation Economy?

You assholes can keep petitioning the Lord with prayer to correct the problems you created by electing Nancy Reagan as the first distaff interior decorator behind the first American Nazi to make a shining white city on a hill seem appealing to the kinds of proudly uneducated people who would spend the next 50 years working on behalf of One Minute Wishes, and earning One Minute Gladhands, or suffering One Minute Retaliations, because, by golly, that’s #TheAmericanWay.

I’ll keep documenting the fully predictable consequences of our moderate positions — on whether or not police should be charged with murder when they murder people or if a 10-year-old rape victim should be forced to carry the fetus induced by her rapist to term because she may have once entertained an impure thought —deep in these dark caves where assholes 15 million years in the future will marvel at the content while ignoring the context.

Don’t thank me. Thank you.

If you don’t like it, you can always put a bullet between my eyes. God knows there are plenty of bullets just lying around with nothing to do, so just call them up, when you’re wanting to see what philostophers do cave painters like me.

On a brighter note, the weather is kind of nice today.