Another Post From My Red, White, and Blue Little Timmy McVeigh Period
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McVeigh Hacked Wall Street Before Death
Mildude Dampass
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June 27, 2001 04:06AM
DEEP INSIDE THE CONSTRUCT (YU) — Still reeling from revelations that Timothy McVeigh funneled billions from the U.S. Treasury to Osama Bin Laden in the weeks leading up to McVeigh’s disappearance, the FBI now admits that the fugitive diversabomber escaped on June 8, four days prior to his scheduled crucifixion.
McVeigh apparently uploaded himself to The New York Stock Exchange using a Handspring Visor smuggled to him by a former alter boy who claims President Goober W. Bush raped him with an ice-cold Yoohoo bottle at a kegger in 1967.
Experts reconstructing the events leading up to the accidental death of Christine McVie by lethal injection on June 12 in the maximum-security prison in Terre Haute now believe the Electronic Liberation Front (ELF) helped McVeigh escape.
McVie was a founding member of the old fart rock group Fleetwood Mac and sang lead on President Randy Bill Clinton’s theme song.
ELF has also been linked to a series of arson attacks in recent months against places visited by Janet Reno, Donna Shalalah, and Bono during their 1995 Tarted Up Trinity Tour.
The world's largest stock market halted trading in all of its stocks for almost 90 minutes while ELF transported McVeigh through the Internet to a Libyan cyber cafe called Zion where he was joined by other successful bogeymen who have been used to keep Americans in the matrix, including Idi Amin Dada, Moammar Gaddafi, Jim Jones, Saddam Hussein, Al Sharpton, and Jerry Lewis.
Trading resumed at 11:35 a.m. when ELF vacated the computer system. NYSE Chairperson Richard Grasso, said the last time the NYSE was forced to shut down trading was 6 years ago when the Search For Tomorrow Building in Oklahoma City was bombed, killing 165, including 200 children.