My Favorite Last Words Are Flaw Inspiring, As Yours Should Be. Don't Be A Doo Bee Doo.
"He really did. Honest."
-- Richard Bach, "A Life Spent Looking Through Binoculars: A Bird Watcher's Guide to Going Blind"
"Don't be so hard on yourself, dead guy. Want to go out?
-- Lorena Boebert, "Giving The Natural World A Joyous Hand Job"
"Normally, I'd say yes. Stupid elected officials really turn me on. But your I.Q. is so low I'm afraid I'd have to bring along a brick just to keep the foreplay interesting."
-- Jonathan Winters-Livingston, "Look What I Found In My Pocket!"
"That Marianne Faithful slut
Was once, too, at the full, and round turdish whore
Splayed like the folds of a Skims girdle unfurled.
But now I only hear
Its over the counter, cheapish fake allure,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the foul-wind, expelled from Giuliani's rear
And shaken my shingles begging to be shot."
-- Uncle Matty "Perry Tom" Arnold, "My Life In The Bushes Of Friends"
"He really did. Honest."
-- Richard Bach, "A Life Spent Looking Through Binoculars: A Bird Watcher's Guide to Going Blind"
"Don't be so hard on yourself, dead guy. Want to go out?
-- Lorena Boebert, "Giving The Natural World A Joyous Hand Job"
"Normally, I'd say yes. Stupid elected officials really turn me on. But your I.Q. is so low I'm afraid I'd have to bring along a brick just to keep the foreplay interesting."
-- Jonathan Winters-Livingston, "Look What I Found In My Pocket!"
"That Marianne Faithful slut
Was once, too, at the full, and round turdish whore
Splayed like the folds of a Skims girdle unfurled.
But now I only hear
Its over the counter, cheapish fake allure,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the foul-wind, expelled from Giuliani's rear
And shaken my shingles begging to be shot."
-- Uncle Matty "Perry Tom" Arnold, "My Life In The Bushes Of Friends"