Israeli Non-Artificial Intelligence Disputes Claim It Knew Of October 7 Attack More Than A Year Before It Happened
"There Was Never An August 9, 2022 PDB," Unnamed Outraged Genocidal Apologist Tells YU Reporter
Benjemima Bibi Netanyahoo!, shown here explaining how peace works and how high Palestinians bounce when hit with American-made missiles he buys on eBay™, vows to track down and round up every potential terrorist in the Middle East “before this special police action ends, or you can try to vote me out again.”
“Anyone can make predictions based on what may have happened somewhere in the past,” Israeli defense contractor Itzhak Shadrach Abednego told us on condition of anonymity, “We had nothing to do with 9/11 or 10/7 or 7/11, for that matter.”
Anyone can defend the powerful. It takes courage to defend the most outrageous mainstream news of the year.
We are now actively engaged in treating genocide as a political spectator sport to prop up our faux nativist trickle-down community police state.
Our liberal media is extolling the imagined virtues of a global war criminal who appears to have survived more than 2,000 years of unmitigated irredeemable filth by bathing in the blood of civilians in both hemispheres on every continent of this quickly dying planet.
Our toast has gotten soggy.
Those who do not learn from history make it profitable for the captains of our supply-side plantation economy to keep them fat, dumb, and venal.
#UncommonSense
"Forget about connecting dates to horrific atrocities. Dates disguised as zip codes--these are the real links to human suffering. Laugh if you must. But one zip code in particular is the link to all the horrors endured by the Jewish people since the beginning of our existence: 90210. Coincidence? Think again. It has long been confirmed by Spelling's Law of Reruns which states: 'On any television show there will always be one person who knows what is going on and that person should be fired.' To date, six actors who appeared on "90210" have all died mysteriously. One of them was Jewish (possibly). Coincidence again? Hardly.
"Examine the facts: On 9/02/10 (2010). an Israeli armored car travelling through Gaza was pelted with a potato by a disgruntled Palestinian farmer resulting in an 86-year-old rabbi in the West Bank being slightly injured by a day-old loaf of Challah (with raisins) which he was carrying when he slipped while running to catch a bus. The Palestinian farmer attempted to surrender but was killed by security forces after waving a suspicious white flag. Another coincidence? I think not. This unprovoked act of terrorism, which became known as the Night of the Spud, was the spark that ignited our current Six-Hundred-Year War against any and all demons from hell who resist our right to send them back to where they came from.
"This latest assault on the Jewish state of mind is just one of a thousand other historical examples that date back as far as 9/02/10 (3710 BCE), when Seth, son of Adam, fought for his right to defend himself by refusing to be circumcised with the jawbone of an ass.
“Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the universe. With your mercy, comfort and understanding, this holy obliteration will continue until I personally leave office in 2610."
--Benjamin Bugsy Siegal-Netanyahu , "Put Your Arms Around Me, Bibi, Hold Me Tight"