Rep. Jism Jordan (R-Word, OH) Tosses Autographed Used Condom From Ohio State Into The Ring For House Speaker Prostrate Poker Position
"Put Me In Coaches," Former Locker Room Pedophile Protector Tells Marjorie Taylor Green And Darrell Issa
As America sinks slowly into darkness on unambiguous fascistic wings, #Repugnicunts and the #MAGACaucus in the House of Representatives appear willing to elevate an alleged Boy Scout/Altar Boy-style groomer of young athletes to the speaker position, if no heavily-armed right-wing #Kochsucker prone to violent rhetoric tosses his or her unpinned grenade hidden in a clown mask into one of the flaming rings of this electoral dysfuntion #CircusFromHell.
#PassItOn
It leads to gas! Gas! Gas!
"I didn't see anything going on in that locker room that I hadn't seen going on in that locker room before. And that included seeing things in that locker room that I saw going on in that locker room many times before. But don't take my word for it. Just ask the little guy in my pants. He didn't see anything either."
-- Rep. Jim "Juicy Fruit" Jordan, "Michel Row the Boat Up Yours"