"We'll Give Him Immunity When We're Damned Well Ready," Says Unnamed Male Black Justice Who Bristles When You Call Him Thingfish, "Until Then You Play By Our Rules"
"You don't infect me. I infect you. All this talk about granting me immunity for this or granting me immunity for that. The list is longer than the bible and a hell of lot more dirty. As if immunity is even something that other assholes have the power to grant me. I don't need your immunity or anyone else's fucking immunity. I'm already immune. I granted myself immunity years ago. Check the history books that haven't been burned. In fact, I'm the most immune person on the planet. And everyone knows it's true. Did you forget already? Is your memory that short? I injected myself with bleach. I wore a mask on my ass. I looked right into the sun. Is all this starting to sound familiar? I thought so."
-- Donald J. Clyde, Trained Orangutan "Everything I Know I Learned From The One Minute President"
"You don't infect me. I infect you. All this talk about granting me immunity for this or granting me immunity for that. The list is longer than the bible and a hell of lot more dirty. As if immunity is even something that other assholes have the power to grant me. I don't need your immunity or anyone else's fucking immunity. I'm already immune. I granted myself immunity years ago. Check the history books that haven't been burned. In fact, I'm the most immune person on the planet. And everyone knows it's true. Did you forget already? Is your memory that short? I injected myself with bleach. I wore a mask on my ass. I looked right into the sun. Is all this starting to sound familiar? I thought so."
-- Donald J. Clyde, Trained Orangutan "Everything I Know I Learned From The One Minute President"
"It was just infection they say
Caused my huge ugly honker to rave
When they put me on my ventilator
My infection turned out to be grave"
-- Clint Eastwick, "Every Witch Way But Christmas Goosed"