You better show some respect for Field Marshal Al-Hajj President-for-Life Dr. Idi Amin Dada, Holder of the British Victoria Cross, and Appointed by God Almighty to Be Your Savior.
Because if you don't, he'll shoot you, dine on your body, and put your head in his refrigerator with all the heads of his other enemies.
He was proof of the dangers of having a syphilitic run a nation.
Oh, and how did he get that VC? Bought it at auction in London. Didn't earn it in battle. He was a cook in the British 82nd West African Division in Burma in World War II. Glad I never stood on HIS chow line....
"Best goddamn chapter I've read to date. In fact, it is precisely the kind of writing I would die for. Kill for. Or have someone else die and kill for. Or better yet, prepare a dinner for and pair it with an excellent choice of wine (preferably a Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Grand Cru 1945). Check, please."
--Jack "Isn’t That Where My Hat Comes From?" London, "Still Laughing My Sorry Ass Off"
You better show some respect for Field Marshal Al-Hajj President-for-Life Dr. Idi Amin Dada, Holder of the British Victoria Cross, and Appointed by God Almighty to Be Your Savior.
Because if you don't, he'll shoot you, dine on your body, and put your head in his refrigerator with all the heads of his other enemies.
He was proof of the dangers of having a syphilitic run a nation.
Oh, and how did he get that VC? Bought it at auction in London. Didn't earn it in battle. He was a cook in the British 82nd West African Division in Burma in World War II. Glad I never stood on HIS chow line....
You are all quite quick in repartee, I only smile thinking “good grief “.
"Best goddamn chapter I've read to date. In fact, it is precisely the kind of writing I would die for. Kill for. Or have someone else die and kill for. Or better yet, prepare a dinner for and pair it with an excellent choice of wine (preferably a Domaine de la Romanée-Conti Grand Cru 1945). Check, please."
--Jack "Isn’t That Where My Hat Comes From?" London, "Still Laughing My Sorry Ass Off"
“Thanks, Jackie, for the kind words. I hope to make a killing on my latest venture as well, which is currently protected by an NDA.”
— Little Stevie Cranepool, “Hart’s In The Drink Again.”