Trump's Supreme Court Tells Jack Smith To Go Piss Up A Rope
"We'll Give Him Immunity When We're Damned Well Ready," Says Unnamed Male Black Justice Who Bristles When You Call Him Thingfish, "Until Then You Play By Our Rules"
American media applauds #Altwhite slide toward evangelical teetotalerization of our limp-brained nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) saying: “If God didn’t want Donald Trump to be president for life, why hasn’t He struck him dead for his copious sins yet?”
This is not a legitimate #ExistentialTrickQuestion. It’s not even a rectumoracle question.
It is a typically dumb question, the kind you can expect from the liberal media’s Proud Boy and Oath Keeper factions who still miss not having Slippery Dick Nixon to dick around with anymore.
They may also wish they had done more to burnish Ronald McDonald Reagan’s image as the second coming of Dwight D. Eisenhower, the greatest American golfer before Donald Trump spent more time siphoning taxpayer money to his own golf courses and related grifting businesses in four years than the Allied Commander who ended WWII did in eight years, always on his own dime.
#ThingsThatShouldGoWithoutSaying
"You don't infect me. I infect you. All this talk about granting me immunity for this or granting me immunity for that. The list is longer than the bible and a hell of lot more dirty. As if immunity is even something that other assholes have the power to grant me. I don't need your immunity or anyone else's fucking immunity. I'm already immune. I granted myself immunity years ago. Check the history books that haven't been burned. In fact, I'm the most immune person on the planet. And everyone knows it's true. Did you forget already? Is your memory that short? I injected myself with bleach. I wore a mask on my ass. I looked right into the sun. Is all this starting to sound familiar? I thought so."
-- Donald J. Clyde, Trained Orangutan "Everything I Know I Learned From The One Minute President"