"Dynamite shit, no question. Beats chewing on all those empty Red Cross boxes."
--Jello Bill Cosby-Biafra, "First You Put The Stick In The Pudding, Then You Put The Pudding In The Freezer, Then You Put The Quaaludes In The Bitches, Then You Put The Lawyers On Retainer"
"It wasn't the kissing that made the girls cry. It was the pudding and pie. We made the mistake of adding coconut to the recipe and coconut ruins everything. Just ask Dewey."
--Georgie Porgie and Bess Truman, "Play That One On Your Toy Piano, Harry"
"Dynamite shit, no question. Beats chewing on all those empty Red Cross boxes."
--Jello Bill Cosby-Biafra, "First You Put The Stick In The Pudding, Then You Put The Pudding In The Freezer, Then You Put The Quaaludes In The Bitches, Then You Put The Lawyers On Retainer"
“What have you done with my Clarice’s cloaca, you pudding-based bastard?!”
— Buffalo Bill Bob Smith, “How Howdy Did His Doody”
"It wasn't the kissing that made the girls cry. It was the pudding and pie. We made the mistake of adding coconut to the recipe and coconut ruins everything. Just ask Dewey."
--Georgie Porgie and Bess Truman, "Play That One On Your Toy Piano, Harry"
“Now that’s the funniest damn thing I herd since the buffalo.”
— William Casey Barr-Cody, “Epstein’s Manly Wingmen”