Ok, I almost died laughing at this shit. Question: I got paid to research shit in order for other people to analyze that shit. Does that make me lucky or just shit out of luck that they got paid more?
“I know a shitload of shit about all kinds of shit. So much shit, in fact, that no one knows more shit about shit than me. If shit even remotely resembles shit in any shape or form you can bet your own shit that not only do I know that shit already but I also know any other shit that you or anyone else knows long before you even think you know shit. Hell, most people don’t know shit about shit, anyway. So what’s the point in talking shit with people who wouldn’t know shit if they stepped in it? This shit isn’t rocket science. Read your bible.”
—Mike “Little Stinker” Johnson, Spanker of the House, “Jesus Is My Lord And Shitkicker”
"I lent my Bible to the hubby's boss in D.C. right before the tear gas hit. The next thing I knew I was scrambling out of the Capitol while armed patriots chanted 'Thank Mike Pence! Thank Mike Pence!' and escorted us to a small windowless room where we played Parchesi until Lindsey Graham came in to change his pants. Let me tell you that man's poop does stink. The boss never gave the Bible back. I think he's selling it with that batch he stole from Motel 6."
-- Mother Teresa Karen Pence, "I Stand By My Man Because He Can't Be Trusted"
Ok, I almost died laughing at this shit. Question: I got paid to research shit in order for other people to analyze that shit. Does that make me lucky or just shit out of luck that they got paid more?
I’m sorry, but I’m currently in the process of producing more shit.
Laughter keeps me regular.
“I know a shitload of shit about all kinds of shit. So much shit, in fact, that no one knows more shit about shit than me. If shit even remotely resembles shit in any shape or form you can bet your own shit that not only do I know that shit already but I also know any other shit that you or anyone else knows long before you even think you know shit. Hell, most people don’t know shit about shit, anyway. So what’s the point in talking shit with people who wouldn’t know shit if they stepped in it? This shit isn’t rocket science. Read your bible.”
—Mike “Little Stinker” Johnson, Spanker of the House, “Jesus Is My Lord And Shitkicker”
"I lent my Bible to the hubby's boss in D.C. right before the tear gas hit. The next thing I knew I was scrambling out of the Capitol while armed patriots chanted 'Thank Mike Pence! Thank Mike Pence!' and escorted us to a small windowless room where we played Parchesi until Lindsey Graham came in to change his pants. Let me tell you that man's poop does stink. The boss never gave the Bible back. I think he's selling it with that batch he stole from Motel 6."
-- Mother Teresa Karen Pence, "I Stand By My Man Because He Can't Be Trusted"
He also wrote this as a teenager.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWYdMRlCoMM
I moved on to cave painting. 🕸