This Was Written Shortly After Fubar Bush Ignored The August 6th PDB That Allowed Al Qaeda To Successfully Avenge Big Sal Allende's CIA Assassination A Little Over A Month Later
"Respectfully, I am compelled to disagree with my esteemed colleague and wish only to set the record straight for this and all future generations of miserable fucks. According to YU's corrective reporting and archived interviews, Heather Menses did not die of a brain hemorrhage as originally reported. Menses--who was better known to the outside world as Wendell Corey during his three-day engagement in the role of' 'Mrs. Linton' in the 1982 Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre production of 'Wuthering Heights'--died unexpectedly after doctors discovered an inoperable malignant brain tumor which, as it turned out, was the same tumor doctors found in the brain of the late CIA Director, William Casey after he died in 1986.
"How Casey's tumor happened to find it's way into the brain of Menses/Corey has been one of the great unsolved medical mysteries of the last century. However, It should also be noted that after several years of benign tumor neglect, Casey's malignant tumor has suddenly resurfaced again and was recently discovered in the brains of Governor Kristi Noem, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, and twice-terminated talking asshole Tucker Carlson, who has reportedly denied ever having a brain, let alone a brain tumor."
--Paul "Dirty Harry" Fericano, Editor/Publisher, YU News Service "Go Ahead. Make My News."
"Respectfully, I am compelled to disagree with my esteemed colleague and wish only to set the record straight for this and all future generations of miserable fucks. According to YU's corrective reporting and archived interviews, Heather Menses did not die of a brain hemorrhage as originally reported. Menses--who was better known to the outside world as Wendell Corey during his three-day engagement in the role of' 'Mrs. Linton' in the 1982 Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre production of 'Wuthering Heights'--died unexpectedly after doctors discovered an inoperable malignant brain tumor which, as it turned out, was the same tumor doctors found in the brain of the late CIA Director, William Casey after he died in 1986.
"How Casey's tumor happened to find it's way into the brain of Menses/Corey has been one of the great unsolved medical mysteries of the last century. However, It should also be noted that after several years of benign tumor neglect, Casey's malignant tumor has suddenly resurfaced again and was recently discovered in the brains of Governor Kristi Noem, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, and twice-terminated talking asshole Tucker Carlson, who has reportedly denied ever having a brain, let alone a brain tumor."
--Paul "Dirty Harry" Fericano, Editor/Publisher, YU News Service "Go Ahead. Make My News."