"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are equally fucked up and fully deserving of all the things we shove up one another's poop chutes."
"Seasons in the sun, my ass. I know where all the goddamn bodies are buried, but I'm not talkin' until I get some kitchen privileges in this shithole. And let me tell you something else. If that motherfucker in the next cell don't stop singing that goddamn song about fuckin' tin soldiers, I'm gonna use his nuts for a pull chain."
-- Billy Giacalone, former sous-chef at Jimmy's Hoffabrau
I get out in ten years. Wait outside the gate with my Cadillac. It better not show any extra miles, either. And for Chrissakes, make sure the goddamn trunk is empty this time.
"Give me just five minutes with this judge. Just five minutes in a locked basement. That's all I ask."
-- Elizabeth "Wild Bill" Cady Stanton
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are equally fucked up and fully deserving of all the things we shove up one another's poop chutes."
Liz Mantan McKuen
"I resemble that!"
-- A Rod McKueball
"We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time"
— Terry Jackscrew
"Seasons in the sun, my ass. I know where all the goddamn bodies are buried, but I'm not talkin' until I get some kitchen privileges in this shithole. And let me tell you something else. If that motherfucker in the next cell don't stop singing that goddamn song about fuckin' tin soldiers, I'm gonna use his nuts for a pull chain."
-- Billy Giacalone, former sous-chef at Jimmy's Hoffabrau
Oh Billy Jack
When are you coming back?
I get out in ten years. Wait outside the gate with my Cadillac. It better not show any extra miles, either. And for Chrissakes, make sure the goddamn trunk is empty this time.