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"I'll be black."

--Curious George Sambo-Santos Schwarzenegger, "I'd Be One In A Minute If It Meant They'd Let Me Play A Congressman Again: Yet Another Proud Transracist For Trump"

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“Some of my black friends are best left unnamed because, you know, freedom.”

— Frank Lloyd Floyd Boy George, “Dying To Talk About All This Police Violence. It Just Ain’t Right.”

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"A-amen, a-amen, a-amen, amen, amen."

--Sidney Colin Dick Powell-Poitier, "I Only Pleaded Guilty Because I Wasn't Guilty If You Follow My Coke Line. Jive-Ass Sister Don't Got No Brains Anyhow."

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Papadas's avatar

i always love these public service announcements… jus love reading about the part of the 2nd amendment that we never hear or read about…

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Everyone needs to walk a mile in a second amendment victim’s shoes, although most just fall over and twitch on the ground like stuck pigs.

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Papadas's avatar

yes… the experiential part of learning…

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Doctor Faustroll's avatar

I remain in awe at what a deadly hold our arms manufacturers have on our freedumbocracy. The investor class either doesn't know or care that their retirements accounts are built upon mass shooting victims.

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