"You Can't Deny Our Great MAGA Movement From Running This Country With An Amendment Protecting Thugs Over Property Owners," Trump Argues On Truth Social, "Whatever Happened To The Second Amendment?"
"Your big mistake was that you didn't abort yourself when you had the chance. Look at me. I aborted myself on five different occasions--the last time being just two weeks ago right before they took that mugshot of me--and look how well I turned out. Trump won!"
-- Rudy "The Old Fart" Giuliani, "Look, Ma! No Money!"
"Your big mistake was that you didn't abort yourself when you had the chance. Look at me. I aborted myself on five different occasions--the last time being just two weeks ago right before they took that mugshot of me--and look how well I turned out. Trump won!"
-- Rudy "The Old Fart" Giuliani, "Look, Ma! No Money!"
“But I earned my Master O Farts at the University Of Sarah Huckabee Sanders! My shit smells like Eau d’ Low Tide.
— Doctor Faustroll, “Jackoff Of All Trades”
"It is so good to be remembered! What a country! Dasvidaniya i spasibo!"
-- Yakov Smirnoff, "Onstage Nightly Now But Only in Branson, Missouri"
"I heard you were dead."
-- Big Jake, "They Thought I'd Be Taller"
"Nyet. But working with airline to rectify situation."
-- Vladimir Sputum-Putin, "Fly First Class On Us"
“Our entire civilization has been rectumfied.”
Ezra Pound, “Flipperson And/Or Pussolini”
so much depends
upon
a red straw
berry
coated in whipped
cream
atop the vanilla
loaf
-- William C. Williams, from "101 Recipes for Making Pound Cake"