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"Fucking Ligi and Fericano. Two YU bastards who crossed the line. Or lined the cross. Either way, I shot and killed those motherfuckers back in 1988. FAKE ZOMBIES!"

-- Donna Jacqueline Trump, she/shit/shyster

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"The anthropocene Epoch has already been nicknamed 'The Knights Of The Lividly Dreaded.' Like Jesus, Fericano and Ligi arose from the dead in August of 1988 only to die of starvation from eating American brains."

-- Hungry Chuck Bukowski, "All The Blithering Assholes In The World Belong To You Religious Dumb Fucks"

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To be fair, some of Donald Trump's best friends include niggers, kikes, wops, spics, micks, slopes, krauts, and Republicans. Ask Melanie, you don't believe me.

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