Sitemap - 2022 - Doctor Faustroll Writes The Wrongs
Turdwaffle Blames Pelosi & "Antifa Pussies" For Jan 6 Attempt To Steal Election From Him
Oh, An Incurable Buddha Pest You Are...
My Favorite Christmas Movie Is "The Victors"
So Turdwaffle's #MajorAnnouncement Is Another Routine Scam
At First I Thought They Invented Pussy On A Stick
If Anyone Still Doubts My Commitment To Bukowski's Observation That Time Is Made To Be Wasted
Can We Finally Admit Reagan Did More To Normalize Dementia Than Biden Ever Will?
Is It Too Late To Become A Full-Fledged Florida Man?
How To Offend The Suicide Prevention Gaspacho
If Love Really Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry, Why Do I Love Regina Spektor?
Is It True That Only 17% Of Registered Democrats In Arizona Voted In The 2022 Midterms?
I Chose To Retire Before I Got Typecast As A Supply-Side Careerist
I Remember Now Why Voting Is Bullshit
What Exactly Would Make Me Stop Calling Life Stupid And Counterproductive?
Climate Change Threatens Tourist Industry
Freedom Convoy Leader Blasts Biden Administration For Soaring Fuel Prices
Are Good Old-Fashioned American Family Values Poised To Sweep Midterms?
Americans, The Germs Of Emotion
There's Never Been A Better Time Than Right Now To Be A Rich Old White Fuck In America
What If This Latest Planetary Existential Crisis Is As Good As It Gets?
The Last Time I Stole Government Documents They Weren't Worth Shit
Climate Change Ready To Shoulder Some Blame For Inflation
Now Is The Time To Get A New 30-Year Mortgage
Are All The Doocys This Looney Gooney Loosey Juicy?
Another Great #ExistentialTrickQuestion
Marjoe Faylure Malaprop Admits Arming Fetuses May Be Impractical
What If We Agreed To Harvest Unwanted Fetuses To Solve World Hunger?
When Life Gives Me Great Big Steaming Piles Of Shit, I Smile & Make Fresh Manure Tea
Marjorie Taylor Greene Hires Madison Cawthorn To Run Her Peach Tree Dishes Food Cart
Rich Robber-Baron Americans Decide Planet Has Had Enough
Nation's Infants Threaten Hunger Strike
If God Had Intended For Life To Be Fair
On the 57th Anniversary of My 10th Failed Suicide
Women Really Thought They Had Equal Rights?
Judy Chicago Blasts Notre Dame Restoration Reporting As Sexist
If God Meant For Life To Make Sense, Why Did He Create Middle-Management?
The Best Lack All Conviction While The Worst Are Full Of Passionate Intensity