Archive - Doctor Faustroll Writes The Wrongs

Freedom Of The Press Belongs To The Dry Cleaners Who Keep Those Pleats Sharp

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing, Just As Frank Zappa Told Us

Jul 17 •

Doctor Faustroll

Get Your Hands Off My Junk Is The New Don't Touch My Social Security

What Good Is Supply Side Capitalism If People Aren't Willing To Sign On To Voluntary Slavery?

Jul 16 •

Doctor Faustroll

#TheTerribleSwiftian Sword Strikes Again

One In A Series About Tonya Harding, Norm Frink, And The History Of Performative Justice

Jul 15 •

Doctor Faustroll

That Time My Father In Law Took Me Fishing At Keowee Toxaway In The Early 1970s

In A 10 Foot Dingy With Two Inches Of Freeboard I Wrote This

Jul 14 •

Doctor Faustroll

Another Post From My Red, White, and Blue Little Timmy McVeigh Period

If You Can't Laugh About Government Sanctioned Extreme Late Term Abortions, What Is There To Laugh About?

Jul 14 •

Doctor Faustroll

I Miss The Good Old Days When The Tush Push Wasn't So Controversial

It Just Takes Too Much Work Even To Twerk These Days

Jul 13 •

Doctor Faustroll

Isn't It About Time We All Stopped Playing The Plame Game?

The More Things Stay The Same The Odder It Seems That Some People Think America Is Capable Of Change; History Remains Bunk

Jul 12 •

Doctor Faustroll

America First To Accuse Its Enemies Of Using Human Shields During Bombings Of Tokyo and Dresden

By Gulf War Two It Was Standard Operating Procedure That Was Licensed For Use By Several Of Our Closest Allies And No One Has Put It To Better Use Than…

Jul 11 •

Doctor Faustroll

People Who Are Unable To Learn From History Are Called Americans

Investing In Security Invariably Results In Catastrophic Losses, as Benjamin Franklin Noted In Poor Richard Head's Almanac

Jul 10 •

Doctor Faustroll

We Live In A Cartoon World With Our Little Cartoon Dreams Of Not Having Our Kids Show Up On A Milk Carton

Here At Pundy Raunch We Take Our Job Of Curating Our Nation Of Miserable Fucks' Most Speculatively Historic Moments Faux Seriously

Jul 8 •

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For Those Surprised That Krasnov's Big Bullshit Bill Passed Despite Being So Unpopular That It Attempted Suicide No Fewer Than Three Times

Here's A Bit Of Nostalgia About How Our Nation Of Miserable Fucks Has Always Been Designed To Work Against All Reason

Jul 7 •

Doctor Faustroll

When They Outlaw Terrorism The Only Terrorists Will Be Supply Side State Sponsored, Same As It Ever Was

The Modern Day Pachuco's Right To Not Give A Fat Rat's Booty About Civilization Or Polite Society Shall Be Not Abridged

Jul 5 •

Doctor Faustroll

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