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Nobody Is One Of My Favorite Pseudonyms When Cave Painting Nearly All Known Cave Painting Have Been Attributed To Nobody Making It Hard To Tell Us Apart
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The Trump Who Soiled America
The Family Business Plans A New Broadway Musical So Everyone Can Finally Say Merry Christmas Without The Woke Mob Canceling MAGA Christmas Shopping…
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Wayne Trout Was An Insurance Salesman From Cateechee, South Carolina
This Was My Second Unpublishable Novel After Marvin And The River Pirates.
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I Also Write Long Fiction With No Commercial Potential
Here's An Excerpt From Trout's Tale, A Pataphysical Mystery About A Planet Populated By Idiots With Unbelievable Names
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Is Anyone Really Surprised?
If You Tell Yourselves Lies Long Enough, Of Course You'll Kill To Protect Them
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Before I Was A Public Obscenity I Was Just Another Silly Old Fart
This Was Written Shortly After Fubar Bush Ignored The August 6th PDB That Allowed Al Qaeda To Successfully Avenge Big Sal Allende's CIA Assassination A…
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What Goes Around Is Often Deadly
Here's Another Old Bit Of Pataphysical Wisdom About Insignificant Penises And Our Ongoing Second Amendment Body Count From When The Bodies Were Fresh
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Another Timeless Pataphysical Suggestion From #UncommonSense
I've Been Writing About Annual Nazi Hunts Since Old Rummy Reagan's Administration When American Nazis Were Better Behaved, Somewhat Educated, And Middle…
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Elon Musk Blasts Woke Mob For Harassment And Hate-Filled Mockery
Erratic South African Emerald Heir Calls Cops To Carry Out Wellness Check On Remaining Employee
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Suicide Is Painless And Brings On Many Changes
I Failed Twice Before I Got To Middle School Back When America Was Great And Joe McCarthy (R-Word, WI) Was Running The Country While Ike Was Playing…
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April 2024

Panicky Democrats Were Surprised To Find They Were The Silent Majority In The 2022 Off-Year Elections
"What A Goddamn Surprise That Was!" Says Local Voter Who Spoke Only On Condition Of Anonymity To Prevent The MAGA Deplorable Party From Hunting Him Down…
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Anger Is The Healthiest Emotion
Assuming You're Not A Perverted Ammosexual
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