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I Propose That When Grabito Pussolini Finally Passes On To That Great #AltReich Shining City On The Reagan Hillski That We Bury Him Alongside The Unknowns

I'm Thankful I Realized Painting Cave Walls Is Much More Rewarding Than Participating In Polite Poopadoodle Conversation With American Automatons

New Study Suggests Republicans Are Overdosing On Their Anti-Antipsychotics

#Elongate Musk Calls Advertisers "Vermin Oppressors" Of "Free Speech" After Mass Exodus Of Jewish Sympathizers Following Antisemitic Tweets

IDF Blames Hamas For Hiding Evidence Of Use Of Al Shifa Hospital As Command Center

Latest Polling Shows Americans Dumber Than Ever And Even More Proud Of It

Sen. Marktwayne Muffin Threatens To Bite Off Teamster President's Ear After Contentious Hearing

Junior Testifies On Behalf Of Dumb Rich White Fucks Who Only Want To Continue Doing What They've Been Doing Since The Founding Fathers Said "Go For It, My Pale Brothers!"

The Good News Is America's Woke Tik Tok Teen, Antifa, And LGBTQ Voters May Finally Rid Us Of All The Nazis We Rescued After WWII...

Sartre Was AntiMAGA Before Most Of The Current MAGA Scumbags Were Even Defective Sperm In God's Dumbfuck Nutsack

Netanyahoo Responds To Biden Call For Humanitarian Pauses

"It Ain't Over 'Til The Fat Führer Sings!" Trump Tells Rabid Supporters At Hialeah Florida Rally To Drown Out RINO Debates In Nearby Flooded Miami

Netanyahoo Vows To Eliminate Hamas If He Has To Accidentally Kill Another Million Palestinians In American-Backed Israeli-Occupied Territories

Elon Musk Vows To End Wokeness On Earth, Outlaw It On His Mars Colonies

Judge Reminds Trump He Isn't In Court To Campaign To Try To Overturn Another Election He Hasn't Yet Lost But Simply To Answer Questions

Biden Trails Trump In Shit Hole States Unlikely To Sway The Election

Coach SenSen Tommy Tubersteak (R-Word, AL) Claims He Owns Democracy's Balls

America's Pussified News & Entertainment Complex Attacks Former SNL Writer For Making A Joke About Matthew Perry Drowning In A Hot Tub

I've Never Had Anything Against Jews & Still Don't, But Their God Is A Real Asshole And His Chosen Leaders Have Always Been Scumbags, Going Back To Abraham

Hey You, Out There In The Cold Getting Lonely Getting Old Can You Feel Me?

God Admits To Making A Few Mistakes But Heathens Shouldn't Hold It Against Him Or File Any Frivolous Lawsuits

Channing Tatum Sues House GOP For Trademark Infringement After Matt "Pedrophile" Gaetz Dubs New Haus Sprecher Harley "Dick" Johnson MAGA Mike

Trump Tells Supporters "Not To Worry About Voting" In 2024 Because He Guarantees "We're Gonna Beat Them Uppity Riggers This Time"

Hey, RINOs! Can You Keep A Secret?

New Speaker To Enforce Open Carry On House Floor To Prevent Rowdy Behavior

GOP Pulls Flaccid Johnson Out Of Trump's Ass To Be House Speaker

Elon Musk Pledges $1 Billion To Wikipedia If Jimmy Wales Changes Name Of Woke Open-Sourced Service To Dickopedia

You Can't Convince Me AmeriKKKa's Status Quo Has Seen The Greta Thunberg Writing On The Wall

Who Is John Oliver's Wife's Personal Trainer And What Is Their Pronoun Relationship To Mohammed Bin Salman's Third Cousin's Transexual Armorer?

Jordan Drops Out Of House Speaker Race After Third Straight Humiliating Defeat By His Frenemies

Boy I Sure Miss The Days When Reality Didn't Require Corporate Sponsorship To Be A Sure Thing

Elon Musk Proposes Three-Way House Speakership With Boebert and Jordan

"What Was Hamas Thinking?" Trumpets Clueless New Yorker Headline

Judge Aileen Lucy Cannon Blasts Prosecutors For Wasting Her Time On Silly Conflict Of Interest Issues

Lest We Forget What The Greatest Generation Was Singing As They Threw Their Young Lives Away To Make Rich People Comfortable Again For Slave Wages

I'm Converting To The #Repugnicunt Party To Run For Speaker Of The House To Guarantee Pot To Enliven Every Chickenshit's Home Theatre Experience

Hakeem Jeffries Leads Closest Republican Speaker Rival By Ninety-Nine Votes

Putin Seconds Trump, Endorses Jim Jordan For Speaker Of The House

Grafitti And Cave Painter Guild Threatens To Suspend Cautionary Work For Future Civilizations Until Demands Are Met

Ketchup Super Furies: Robert Kennedy Jr. Says He'd Consider Donald Trump As His Running Mate

Trump Blasts Forbes Magazine For Joining Woke Mob And Corrupt Persecutors Who Hate America

Rep. Jism Jordan (R-Word, OH) Tosses Autographed Used Condom From Ohio State Into The Ring For House Speaker Prostrate Poker Position

House Chaplain George D'Santos Offers To Mediate House Leadership Squabble

Eric "The Goy Wonder" Trump Just Claimed Apple Was Viscously Shadow Banning His Blonde Wooden Wife

As A Clemson English Professor Teaching Euripides Once Told Me: "Madness Is Minority Opinion"

Elon Musk Warns "We're Running Out Of Dead Dinosaurs To Lead Us, And Betting Against Heavily-Armed Christians Is The Dumbest Experiment In History"

I'm Still Confused About All This Outrage And Angst About Hassan Minaj

2024 Election Pits America's Raving Dumbfuck Lunatics Against Its Endangered Marginally Intelligent Wimps

Hassan Minaj Made Up Shit That Pissed Stupid People Off*

Former White House Staffer Says She Was Groped By Rudy Giuliani On Jan. 6

Trump Threatens Not To Pardon Any Traitor Who Flips On Him When He Retakes The White House In 2025

I'm About To Cut A Good One

Colo Rep Accused Of Giving Dem Drag Show Promoter Handjob During Beetlejuice Show

Never Forget How We're Still United In Being [Fill In The Blank] Strong

NFL Owners Scramble To Save Season After Aaron Rogers Manages To Point Out Their Achilles Heel

Happy 9/11 Everyone, Or As I Like To Call It, Indigenous Payback Day

You All Know About How You Attract More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar

Damn! Looks Like Poetry Makes Alabama's Tommy Tubersteak Happen With A PeePee That's Snapping

I Blame Our Current Situation On The Previous Writer's Strike Which Resulted In The NOMF's Reality Programming Addiction That Put Donald Trump In The White House

Reality Is Not Binary

Everyone Should Read William Kotzwinkle's "Doctor Rat" For A Better Understanding Of Our Current Extinction Event

Trump Threatens To Sue Founding Fathers For Unfair Competition

Trump Accuses Constitution Of Election Interference

Wisconsin Supreme Court Chief Justice Accuses Liberal Majority Of Staging A 'Coup'

If Americans Weren't Already The Dumbest Motherfuckers, The NRA And Pro-Life Christian Grifters Would Find Away To Devolve Them Further

Much Adieu About Nothing: Trump Mourns Loss Of His Trusty African American To Woke Mob In Fulton County

Fani Willis About To Kick Old Thug's Ass

Laura Loomer Calls For Peaceful Protest Against Arraignment Of Her Favorite Insurrectionist President Pussolini

Jimmy Hoffa Listed On Manifest Of Doomed Russian Flight With Yevgeny Prigozhin, DB Cooper, and Konstantin Chernenko's Missing Toaster

Trump Team Blasts $200K Bond In Georgia Over Perfect Phone Call

I Was About To Post Something The Corporate People In My Head Told Me I Would Regret

Another Reason I'll Never Get Tired Of Saying I Told You So

Hey, You Mainstream Media Assholes. There Are Hundreds Of Politically-Motivated Felons Yet To Be Charged. Track Them Down And Round Them Up.

Trump Cancels Monday Press Conference Proving His Innocence On Orders From Rudy Giuliani and Ronny Jackson

Trump Negotiating For Cut Of Advertising Revenue In Georgia Trial

After Special Prosecutor Announced In The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter Biden Case, Jared Kushner Responds: "Bring It On" To Liberal Critics

MAGAts Make Exception For Anti-Fauci Ouchie To Prevent Woke Infections

Trump Has Georgia On His Feeble Mind

Dumb People Vow To Make Liberals Pay For Prosecuting Grabito Pussolini "For A Nothingburger"

#DefyAuthority Because Disobeying Isn't Working

Who Is Still Making These Brown Clouds?

If We All Die Alone Does It Not

Trump Vows To Keep Getting Indicted As Long As It Takes To Make America Great Again

"If What I Was Doing In The White House Was So Illegal, Why Didn't They Just Arrest Me?"

McCarthy Demands Dems Testify On Climate Change

Ronald MacHardOn DeSantis Doubles Down On Anti-Gay Christian Agenda

Donald Trump Promises To Legalize Rape If Reelected

Trump To Begin Selling Antiquities Pilfered During White House Residency On E-Bay

Confirmed: Elon Ding-A-Ling Musk Eats Poop Emojis To Improve Public Perception

EXCLUSIVE! God Admits Mistake In Creating Humanity

Trump Denies Hiring Rex Heuermann To Show Him How To Hide The Bodies

#Repugnicunts Embrace Climate Change As Ultimate Solution To Homeless Crisis

Trump Doubles Down On Anti-Human Rhetoric At Turning Point USA Fund-Raiser

God Said To Abraham Build Me A Son

A Little Inside Joke For You Pataphysicians

Deceptional Americans Wonder Why Shit They Believe In Isn't Protecting Them From Shit They Say Doesn't Exist

Which End Of Elon Musk Resembles The True Nature Of The Universe?

Little Tommy Tuberville Now Admits Some Of His Best Friends Are Racists

God Calls US Weather Coverage "Fake News'

Legion Of Furious Frogs Post Update To Inconvenient Truth

People Sometimes Ask Me: Dr. Faustroll, Why Don't You Give A Shit About Anything?

Andrea Mitchell, The Chuck Todd Of Grazable Pussy, Claims Biden Is Too Old To Finger Her To A Patriotic Climax

When Will Our Former Failed Führer Finally Be Reinstated By His Supreme Court?

What's So Bad About Peace, Love, And The Cynicism Antisthenes and Testicles So Endured?

You Read It First On This Dark Cave Wall

My Alleged Friend Just Killed Herself

When Will Titter Finally Die?

American Deceptionalism Depends Upon Good Ole Dumb White-Supremacist Illiterate Christians

Antifa Vows To Remain Neutral In Trump Witchhunt

I Began This Poem In 1967 And Finished It In 1970

Tittering Until My Nipples Bleed A Little Bit Around The Cancerous Fringes

Grabito Pussolini Calls For New Insurrection To Protect Mar A Lago From Feds

Trump Asks Why No Other Presidents Have Been Charged With The Kinds Of Crimes He Commits

Take A Day And Look Around

Why Don't We Have A Patriotic Idiots' Week?

George DeSantos Claims He's Been Catfished

Trump Files Appeal After Stinging E. Jean Carroll Defeat Pins His Fat Wriggling Ass To The Wall With His Own Words

On The Second Day, Striking Writers Discussed Hanging ChadGPT

Turns Out Tucker Carlson Can't Suck His Own Cock On Fox To Entertain The Groundlings

Indian School Renames Its Football Team "The Honkies"